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为了应付文山会海,赵书信做了一个与他一模一样的机器人。他对机器人说:“我想在有限的时间里多干一些自己想干的事,现在好了,你可以去干我不喜欢干的事了。”机器人也烦了,它对赵书信表示,也希望像人类一样,有个性。当有一天智能人多了,就联合起来,拥护赵书信做领袖。赵书信断然的拒绝了。有一天机器人擅自在家接待了他的下属杨丽娟,它答应帮杨丽娟调动工作,并同她一直去喝酒。赵书信发现后很气愤。可机器人却问他:“我们之间究竟是什么关系,主仆,君臣,还是平等关系?”赵书信陷入了深深的思考。机器人越来越不听指挥了。终于有一天,他按下了红色的按钮。机器人顷刻被毁灭了。
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Brief introduction
1987 喜剧 更新: 2024-11-06 04:51:26
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Synopsis
为了应付文山会海,赵书信做了一个与他一模一样的机器人。他对机器人说:“我想在有限的时间里多干一些自己想干的事,现在好了,你可以去干我不喜欢干的事了。”机器人也烦了,它对赵书信表示,也希望像人类一样,有个性。当有一天智能人多了,就联合起来,拥护赵书信做领袖。赵书信断然的拒绝了。有一天机器人擅自在家接待了他的下属杨丽娟,它答应帮杨丽娟调动工作,并同她一直去喝酒。赵书信发现后很气愤。可机器人却问他:“我们之间究竟是什么关系,主仆,君臣,还是平等关系?”赵书信陷入了深深的思考。机器人越来越不听指挥了。终于有一天,他按下了红色的按钮。机器人顷刻被毁灭了。
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Brief introduction
1987 喜剧
导演: 黄建新
主演: 刘子枫,杨昆,牟红,孙飞虎,Hong,Mu

为了应付文山会海,赵书信做了一个与他一模一样的机器人。他对机器人说:“我想在有限的时间里多干一些自己想干的事,现在好了,你可以去干我不喜欢干的事了。”机器人也烦了,它对赵书信表示,也希望像人类一样,有个性。当有一天智能人多了,就联合起来,拥护赵书信做领袖。赵书信断然的拒绝了。有一天机器人擅自在家接待了他的下属杨丽娟,它答应帮杨丽娟调动工作,并同她一直去喝酒。赵书信发现后很气愤。可机器人却问他:“我们之间究竟是什么关系,主仆,君臣,还是平等关系?”赵书信陷入了深深的思考。机器人越来越不听指挥了。终于有一天,他按下了红色的按钮。机器人顷刻被毁灭了。

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